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A Wife removd hr jeans,
threw at her husband n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE
Boy also remvd his jeans,threw at d girl &said
WASH BOTH D JEANS ......
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Angry Wife Staring at her Husband in the morning.!
Husband : "Sure, I knowWhat Day It Is. . . .
The Day I Realize thatOur AnniversaryWas Yesterday."
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Man to Wife - "Havesome Walnuts,
theyLook Like the Brainand Will ImproveYour Brain Power."
Wife - "Really.?! Here,Have Some BANANAs..."
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Outraged Wife : Couldn'tyou think of anythingbetter than
cominghome drunk like this..?
Husband : Yes, but sheis out of town..!
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To have aBeautiful wifeIntelligent wifeCaring wife
Loving wifeAdjustable wifeCute wife
Convert yourselfto Islam andHave Many Wives.
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Wife - Doctor, afteryour treatment,my Husband has Lost Interest in me.Did you give someWrong medicine.? Doctor - No Ma'am.!l just Correctedhis Eye Sight.!
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Wife: What is Inflation? Husband: Earlier youwere 36-24-36
Now you are 40-42-48Now you have muchMore than before
yet your worth ismuch LessThat's Inflation
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It's amazing how easyit is for a man to understand a
wife -when she isn't his.
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Wife : I didn't know you Smoked. When
Did you Start.?
Preeto : That Nightwhen My HusbandCame home Earlyand
Found aCigarette inthe Ash tray.
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Lady to her Friend,"Me and my HusbandDisagree on
Everything. . .I'm Too Far to the Rightand He's Too Far tothe Wrong."
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Man walks into hisbedroom and sees hisWife
packing a suitcase.He asks, What areyou doing.?
She says"I'm moving to London.I heard prostitutes
there get paid £400for Doing What I do forYou for Free.
Later that night,on her way out,the wife walks into
the bedroom and seesher husband packinghis suitcase.
When she asks himwhere he's going,he replies,
'I'm coming too.!I Want to See HowYou Live on £800a Year."
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Man's Aim in Life-
76543210
7-Digit Earnings
6-Digit Savings
5-Room Penthouse
4-Wheel Limo
3-Week Holiday
2-Lovely Girlfriends
1-Sweet and Silent Wife
0-Enemies
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Husband standing nearthe door.
Wife: Why are youstanding here?
Husband: I'm going tohunt a Lion
Wife : Then go
Husband: How can i go.?
A Dog is standing outside.!
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