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(@~ --> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a

kondu vandhu mouth mela

vachingana pesara madri therium.

Do it soon. Gud noon

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"10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.

athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu."

-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan "Vijay" ku

kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,

Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya

'THALA' pullanu than solvanga..!¤!

Athuu....!¤! Ipadiku tha

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha

KANNA moodalam.VAANDHI vandha

VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,

Wife: aamam.. enna visayam...?

Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..

Athan ketten...

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HUSBAND : Tea'aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu...

WIFE : Adhaanga NaayikkuBoost poattu vechirukkean....

Husband : ??!!.

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Kalyaana veedu :Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,

Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,

Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?

Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada

Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.

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Kannukkull
Nee
Iruppadhaal
Azhuvadharkku
kooda
Manamilai,
Yean
theriyumaa.?
Nee
Kullippadharkku
Bayappaduvai
yendru dhaan..

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Kasu illana ethuvum vaangamudiyathu nu solranga.

Aana kasu illana kadan vaangalam.I

thu yarukum puriyala.

Itha sonna loosu nu Solranga.

Enna koduma sir ethu..

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Katta Durai'kkuTime Sari illa.!..

Namma Cellu'kkuSMS AnupuradheyAvanukku

Pozhappaa Poachu.Dai Kaipulla Edudaa Cella,

Anuppu daaGood Morning,

Good Afternoon,

Good Evening,

Good Night SMS'ai."Thala Namma KittaBalance illa Thala".

Dai Company Secret'ai Yeandaa Velliyila Solura.?

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Koduramana mokai..3 cockroachs r walkng on de road.

Suddnly 1 of tem strts singng

"munbe va ." Other 2 dies Y? bcoz it's a
"HIT" song :-)

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MAN : Naan IndhaKovil'ukku 5 Varushamaa

Vandhuttu Irukkean.

VILLAGER : Unga Veetla Irundhu Indha KovilAvvllo Dhoorama.?.

MAN 1:Naan indha kovilukku 10 varusamaa vandhuttu irukken..

MAN 2:Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?

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Maraindha Pazhamperu Iyakkunar "SRIDHAR"

Avargallin Arumaiyyaana Padaippugallil sila -

NENJIRIKKUM VARAI,

NENJAM MARAPPADHILLAIAvar Thiraivaanil

Oru VIDIVELLI,SIVANDHA MANN'iloru KODIMALAR.

AvarukkuKAADHALIKKA NEARAMILLAI.

Avar oru SUMAI THAANGI.

Avar NINAIVELLAAM NITHYA,

AVALLUKKENDRU ORU MANAM. Adhu oru KALAI KOVIL.

Avarukku kidaithdhu KALYAANA

PARISUMEENDA SORGAM.

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MASTER PLAN:UngaVeetla"ERUMBU"

ThollaiIruka,AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowderMixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,AppoAdhoda"NAAKU"

kaarathulaErium,AppoErumbu

ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!

AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la

ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.

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Mokka Muthu: Hello yaar pesuradhu?

Lady : Nan chellamma pesuraenMokka

Muthu: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesuraen?

Gd Mon

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Mokkai :Oru Arakkan

Oru ArakkiyodaKovilukku ponaanBut,

Kovil Door'a OpenPanna MudiyalaWhy.?

Arakkan Ara Key-yoda dhaane ponaan?

Muzhu Key-yoda poagala.!

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Naataama: Yendra Pasupathi.!Exam

Yezhudha M-SEAL yedhukkudaa.?

Pasupathi : Ayyaa.!Question

Paper Leak Aagudhu'nu sonnaanga,

adhaanNaataama :Singam'daa Nee.!

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Neengal sulabamaaga

English peasaveandumaa

kavalayai vidungall,Indha

vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum

"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollungaVery Good

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NeePORAMBOAKKU...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'LANDS'Purchase panna
Contact your LocalCollector's Office,

Immediately.!

Don't Miss this Oppurtunity.!

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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya

Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu"

Poonai Annaa naanyenga

Appaa AmmaakkuOrey Paiyyan.

Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please

"Adhukku andha periya

Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?

"Miaw"nnu sollichi...Vekkamaa illai.?Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.

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Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthar irundharu.

Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru...

Ellarum avaruku Gelusil syrup kuduthanga....

Innoru naal innoru ooruku ponaru....

Appo avaruku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga...
Y?Y?Y?Y?

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Katrorku sendra idamellam syrup(u).. Gud noon

Oru Super Love Story sollava?
Keela Vaanga.,

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Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha ?
Po poi "CHUTTI TV"paru. . . .good aftNi8.

Singam Sila Nearam Oaivedukkum.!

Appo Msg Kammiyaadhaan Varum.,

Adhukkaaga Singam Adangiduchunu

Nenaikka Koodaadhu.!Ok.?

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Ulagathil poi pesatha 3 per..

1. Innum pirakkadha kulandai

2. Ippo piranda kulandai

3. Ungaluku Sms anupiya intha pachcha kulandai...

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Man:yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Nan chellamapesurein

Man: Nan mattu enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?

Lady: ?¿....

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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.

Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.

rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala...

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Patient : Nurse.Nee yen Idhayaththai Thiridivittaai.

Nurse : Poadaa Loose'u Doctor Un Kidney'ai Thiridivittaar...
man1 : Naan Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.

Frnd: Eppadi?man2 : Ticket Vangittu Bus'la Poitten

Naan Varuvennu Ethirpartthu Yemanthu Poiruppanga.

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A Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesurein?

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A Man was travelling in a bus.Suddenly driver

put break A Man fall on a girl.Girl : Dai enna pandre ?

A Man:Punjab Universityla final year B.E pandran:-):-):-):)

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COLLEGE GALAATA :

Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam nadathum boadhu,

yennaiketkkaama avanvelliya poraan.?

Student : Sir Avanukku Thookkathula Nadakkura Viyaadhi

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Sooran :'Un Wife'ukkumUn Ammaa'vukkum

Sandai vandhaaNee Yendha Pakkam.??.. :

Veeran : 'Vaasal Pakkam'.

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Nurse : Yean DoctorYennai Sister'nukooppida

maatteanreenga.? Doctor : Patient yellaamYennai

Machchaan'nu Kooppidaraanga adhaan.

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A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly,
Yamadharmaraj appeared & said,
"Go out & enjoy, nothing will happen 2 u for d next 10 yrs."
He did so & met with an accident & died.
In heaven he asked to yaman,
why did you tell lie to me ? "sorry"

machi month end pressure,

had to achieve target.

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Wife: Ethir veettukaran wife engeyo odi poyittaalaam....,
Husband: avan nalla manasukku

ellaame nallapadiyaka than nadakkum...

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Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,I'll Buy 50 Sarees
Husband : Makku.!
Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!

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Ennathaan STAR'skoottama GooD NighTsonnalum!

SUN single'a thaanGooD MorninGsolla varum!

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Neengall sirikkum ovvoru vinaadiyum

ungallai vittu maranam vilagi selgiradhu.

Aanaal,

Mattravargalluku maranam nerungugiradhu.

SoBrush pannittu Siringa..

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Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga'nu

Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.?

Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.!Naanum solli solliAluththu Poayittean.!.!..

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