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Friday, January 2, 2009

T-Shirt Quote SMS

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We are all in the gutter;
but some of us are looking at the stars.'

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An old man's t-shirt Quote read:
" I am not 60,
I am 16 with 44 years of experience"
Thats attitude...think different..

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A T-Shirt Quote :
"If I could rearrange
the alphabets, I'll put U and I Together."

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Quote on a guy's T-shirt ''I am not a Gyno...
but I Don't mind taking a Look...''

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'I may be Fat,
but You're Ugly - I Can Lose Weight.!'

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A T-Shirt Quote :

'I'd insult you,

but you're not bright enough to notice.'

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'How do you keep an Idiot Amused.?
Watch this message until it goes away.!

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'No one has ever
complained of a parachute not opening.'

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A T-Shirt quote :
Marriage is one of
the leading causes of divorce.

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A T-Shirt Quote :
"If we aren't supposed
to Eat Animals, Why are they Made of Meat.?"

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A T-Shirt Quote :
"I am in shape. . .
Round is a shape,Isn't It.?"

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'All people have the right to stupidity,
but some abuse the privilege'

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'Hard Work
Never Kills,
but Why
Take a Chance.?!'

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A T-Shirt Quote :
'You looked good
from far. . . Now
You're far from
looking good.!'

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A T-Shirt Quote :

'Everyone who

Thinks Good of Me. . .

Thinks Better.'

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A T-Shirt Quote :

'Never Insult an Alligator

until after you have

Crossed the River'.

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posted by shyam @ 11:59 PM 0 comments

Truth SMS

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Do you know Why?
theNo. of Emergency Ambulance is 108 inwhole World.?
Because when weAdd Our Birth Yearand Current Age itmakes
108Like Year 85 + Age 23=108

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Truth of life . . ."We make them cry who care for us,
We cry for them who never care for usand
we care for them who will never cry for us...''

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"Don't judge your dear ones by the way they speak,
judge them by the way they care.
Coz Care is the outcome of true love-"

"All of us might not be lucky enough
2 get the love we want.
But we can always make someone
lucky by giving the love n care they need."

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posted by shyam @ 11:58 PM 0 comments

Question & Answer SMS

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Question :
i+opposite of w + initial of ice + twice of d letter
b4 T + 3/4 of x + 15th letter + 1/2 of 0 .
Find d answer if u r a genius

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Answer Below :
But Try Again.!
Find a 5-digit No.in which the Last no.is the
Sum of the1st. 2nd. and 3rd.
The 3rd. is Four Lessthan the Last.
The 4th. is Two Lessthan the Last.
The 1st and 4thAdded are One Lessthan the Last.
The Last is 3 Timesthe 2nd... 13579

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Answer below :
My first is in Ocean,but never in Sea.
My next is in Wasp,but not in a Bee.
My last is in Gliderand also in Flight.
My whole is a creatureOWL

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Answer below :
What unusualCharacteristic do the following wordshave in common.?
PortQuiteTierPrettyPower.
Each of these wordsis
Typed usingOnly the
Top Row of Letters on a Keyboard.!

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Answer below.
How Can YouMake the followingEquation
Correct withOutChanging It at all.?
8 + 8 = 91
Just Turn the MobileUpside Down 16 = 8 + 8

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Answer belowTry againAn iron horse witha flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter the tail becomes.
What is it.?Ans.:A Needle with Thread

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Answers :
Complete the wordsusing each letter of the alphabet
Once and Once Only :
_A_ERI__ - MAVERICK_U___E - SUBTLE,
BUSTLE_I__E - PIQUE__L_ER - GOLFER

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QUIZ :Who's known as theFather of theIntel Pentium Processor.??
A - Vinod Dham

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What is Red andgoes Tring Tring.?
GuessTOMATOthe Tring Tring wasto confuse you..
.OK againWhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?
guessBlack Phonethe Red was to confuse you...
OK againwhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?
guessCAKEboth Red and Tring Tring was to confuse
you...
OK againwhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?
guess

FIRE ENGINE

and you thought I was confusing you.
And that's how they ask in the exams.!Be ready..

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What Rare Qualitydo the followingfour
Words havein Common.?(Apart from endingwith 'ous')FacetiousAbstemiousAnnelidousArseniousReply?

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What runs fore to aft(front to back)
onone side of a Ship andaft to back (back to front)
on the other
side.??

?

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The Name of the Ship.!
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What Unusualcharacteristic do the following words have
in Common.?PortQuiteTierPrettyPower.

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What we have forourselves dies with us,
But What we have donefor others remains forever.We make a
LIVING bywhat we get,But we make a LIFE bywhat we give.

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posted by shyam @ 11:57 PM 0 comments

For Men SMS

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How to Makea Woman Happy.?
It's not difficult tomake a Woman Happy.!
A Man only needs to be :
1. A Friend
2. A Companion
3. A Lover4.
A Chef
5. An Electrician
6. A Carpenter
7. A Plumber
8. A Mechanic
9. A Decorator
10. A Stylist
11. A Sexologist
12. A Gynaecologist
13. A Psychologist
14. A Pest Exterminator
15. A Psychiatrist
16. A Healer
20. A Good Listener
21. An Organizer
22. A Good Father
23. Very Clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
45. Give her Compliments regularly
46. Love Shopping
47. Be Honest
48. Be Very Rich
49. Not Stress her out
50. Not Look at Other Girls
51. Give her Lots of Attention,
but expect Little Yourself
52. Give her Lots of Time. . . .

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posted by shyam @ 11:55 PM 0 comments

Funny Questions SMS

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An EngineeringQuestion paper...
What is the solutionfor 2+2.?
Options :
A) 4
B) Four
C) IV
D) 4.0
Now you realiseWhy Engineersget arrears.?! :)

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A Man throws someButter out of his window.?
You know why.?.............bcoz he wanted to See Butterfly..
!!no no.. Control yourself...

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Ques. :
What is thenext thing one shouldDo after
Winning an Argument with the Wife.?????Ans. :.Apologise ...

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Ques. : What's theDifference betweenan Alcoholic
anda Stoner.?Ans. : An Alcoholic runs through a Stop Sign.
A Stoner Waits forit to Turn to Green.

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Ques.: What do youcall a girl who is cute,hot,
intelligent, understanding, sweet,
caring not possessive,never jealousand a great cook.?Ans.: A Rumour.!

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Ques: What Four Animals does a Woman like tohave in her House.?
Ans: A Tiger in Beda Mink in her Closeta
Jaguar in her Garage and a Jackass to pay for it all

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Question : What do you Do when a PAKI
Throws aHand Grenade at You.?????
Answer : Pull The Pin and Throw it Back.!

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posted by shyam @ 11:51 PM 0 comments

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