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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 |
| Geriatric Laugh SMS |
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Geriatric Laugh 01 :3 Very Old guys wereout walking.
1st one says, Windy,isn't it.? 2nd says, No, it's Thursday.
3rd one says, So Am I.Let's go Get a Beer.
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Geriatric Laugh 03 :An Old guy had Serious
Hearing problems for Years.
His Doctor fitted a latest Hearing Aid.
He could now hear 100%Old guy goes to
Doctorafter a month to check.Doc : All fine,
Your family must be Happy.
Old guy : I have Not Toldmy Family Yet.
I sit around and listen to their talk.
I've Already ChangedMy Will Thrice.
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Geriatric Laugh 04 :An Old Man to Neighbour
Tom :I bought a new Hearing Aidit cost me Rs.15000/-
It's Perfect
Tom : What kind is it.?
Old Man : Twelve Thirty
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| Pongal greetings SMS |
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Aallaallukku IppadiPeasaama IrundhaYeppadi.?
Innum 5 Naall DhaanIrukkuYaaraavadhu
Advance Wishes Arambingappa.
Naaney Aarambikkarean ADVANCE Pongal Wishes
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^\/^ ,;:;, ^\/^ / ,~~, \ /
wish '""" you aADVANCE HAPPY PONGAL.
first wishes is the Best wishes.
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"Pongal"Super Offer3 sms Anuppinaal 1 sms
Thiruppi Anuppapadum,I
dhu sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey...
5 sms'kku Mel Anuppum Adhirshta
saaligallukkuOru Pic. msg Free.,
Call Seidhu 'hai' Sollungal,
oru Missed call Ilavasamaaga Perungall.
Ivai Anaithum Balanceulla varai Mattumey..
Mundhungall. Vellungall
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| posted by shyam @ 9:25 PM |
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| Chweet SMS |
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Everybody wants Happiness.Nobody wants Pain.
But you cannotget a Rainbowwithout a little Rain...
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Future is Not somethingYOU Await,It is something
YOUMust Create,Plan your Future inAdvance because,
YOU will Spend theRest of your Life there.! :-(
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God does not test an Incapable person.
If you are being tested,Be Happy.Because,
God thinksyou are the most Capable and
will come out Successfully.
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Good Relations requires real effort...
Even when one of them is busy wit their own lives..
A simple sms reminds each other dat u r not 4gotten.
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Heavenly Truth :"The most Painful moment of life comes,
when"Care is Mistakenas Disturbance".Very True.. :-(
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Hide your Smilewhen people aroundare Sad.
Hide your Sadnesswhen people aroundyou are Happy..
Then your life'llAlways remain RESPECTABLE.
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Husband and Wifeare like Two Tyres ofa vehicle..
Even if one punctures,the vehicle can't move further.
So intelligent peopleAlways Keep a STEPNEY..!! ;-(
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| posted by shyam @ 9:16 PM |
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