cellphonesmsworld.blogspot.com: Jan 3, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Fact SMS

FACT :A Hen with Red Earlobeswill produce
Brown Eggsand a Hen withWhite
Earlobes will produce White Eggs.

posted by shyam @ 12:18 AM 0 comments

Good Afternoon sms

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and
still likes you...!!!good after noon

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posted by shyam @ 12:14 AM 0 comments

Good Morning SMS

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An early morning msg does not mean that I am disturbing u.
It means u r d best person about whom i am thinking after opening my eyes..
Good morn
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CHANGE Does Not Happen When Circumstances IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS WhenYOU DECIDE to Improve Your Circumstances.
$Have a Nice Day.

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Chicken kuniya isSPREADINGAgain..
So Chicken sapidum podhu yarumKuniya Vendam..
Sora urutti thokki Pottu labak nu sapdunga. Sen dis to al u care;)
... Good morning...

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Dàys àrè tòò bùsy.Hòùrs àrè tòò fàst.Sècònds àrè tòò fèw.
Bùt thèrè ìs àlwàys tìmè fòr mè tò rèmèmbèr à swèèt
PERSON lìkè YOU.. Good morning have a niceday.

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DoNT RuNaHeaDoFGOD, LeT HiMDiReCTYouRSTEPS.
HEHaSPLANS &HEHaSTIME.GOD'S
CLoCKisNeVeREARLYNoRLaTe..iT aLWaYSSTRiKesON TIME..
Good morning have a niceday.

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Every Morning you have two Choices.
"Continue your sleep with dreams..
"or "Wake up and chase your dreams.
" Choice is yours. Anyday i'd prefer the first.

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Forgiveness :When its not given at the right time.. Or..
When its not asked at the right time..
You will miss something very precious in life......
Gud morning and have a nice day. . . .
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Future is not what we discover tomorrow.!
It is the result of what we do today.!
Do your best at present. Find a better tomorow.
Good morning.....
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Give to the world the best you have and the best
will come back to you. Good day to you .
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GOOD MORNING.!
G> God
O> Offers us His
O> Outstanding
D> Devotion to
M> Make us
O> Obedient and
R> Ready for a
N> New day with Him.
I> Inspire others Please, and
N> Never Forget
G> God Loves You.

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I know stil ur lazy HANDS are trying 2 pick the
CELL& ur half opened EYES are trying 2 read the message.
My chweet somberi FRIEND getup! getup!Good morning..

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"Some reasons make relationships precious,
but only precious relationships r made with no reasons.!.
Good morning.
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Success is theability to get alongwith
people andahead of others.Good Morning.
Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care.
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If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it's above you,
crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.
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Everything happens to everybody sooner orlater,
if there istime enough.Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.
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Think of how stupidthe average person isand realise
half of themare stupider than that.
Good MorningHave a NICE Day
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There is nothing wrongin being a loser
,it just dependson how goodyou are at
itGood MorningHave a NICE DayTake Care
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Our prayer must befor a sound mindin a sound body.
Good Morning.Have a WONDERFUL Day.Take Care.
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He who has health,has hope; andhe who has hope,
has everything.Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.
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The person who makesno mistakes does not

usually make anything.Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.Take Care.
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Courage is what it takesto stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit downand listen.
Good Morning.
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Unforgiveness isthe poison you drink everyday,
hoping thatthe other person will die.
Good Morning.Have a NICE Day.
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We turn to God for helpwhen our foundationsare shaking,
only to learn that it is God who isshaking them.
Good Morning
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As we cultivate peaceand happiness in ourselves,
we also nourish peaceand happiness in thosewe love.
Good Morning.
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The best preparationfor tomorrow is to dotoday's
work superby well.Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.
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Life is like a mirror-it never reflectsmore than
we canput into it.Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.Take Care.
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The spirit of self-helpis the root of allgenuine
growth inthe individual.Good Morning.
Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care
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Experience is themost efficient toolfor transforminginnovation
into action.Good Morning.
Have a NICE Day.Take Care
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The past is importantbut not nearly asimportant
as howyou see the future. Good Morning.
Have a NICE Day.Take Care.
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For every sinbut the killing of timethere is forgiveness.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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When you become a star, you don't change
-everyone else does.
Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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To get something done,a committe shouldconsist
of no more than three people, two ofwhom are absent.
Good Morning.
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Short is the joy thatguilty pleasure brings.
Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Energy and persistence conquer all things.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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There is onlyone Success -to be able tospend
your lifein your own way.
Good Morning.
Have a LOVLEY Day.Take Care.
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The difference between great and good is alittle extra effort.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Success is not final,failure is not fatalit is the courage
tocontinue that counts.Good Morning
Have a NICE DayTake Care
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To be able to ask aquestion clearly is
two-thirds of the way to getting it answered.
Good Morning
Have a NICE DayTake Care
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A pessimist complainsof noise whenoppurtunity knocks.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Lovers don't meet somewhere.
They're in each otherall along.
Good Morning.
Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.
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The possession of knowledge does not killthe
sense of wonderand mystery.
There is alwaysmore mystery.
Good Morning.
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That is happiness;to be dissolved into something c
ompletelygreat.Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Beware of little expenses;a small leak willsink a great ship.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Doing easily what others find difficult is talent;
doing what is impossiblefor talent is genius.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.
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There is no end towhat we can achieve -
provided we don't mindwho gets the credit.
Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.
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There is nothingso useless as doing efficiently
that whichshould not be done at all.
Good Morning.
Have a NICE Day.
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Great souls havethe Will to do things;
feeble ones will haveonly wishes.
Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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When our vices leave us,we flatter
ourselvesthat we have left them.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.

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Where the willingness is great,
the difficulties cannot be great.
Good Morning.
Have a CHEERFUL Day.
Take Care.
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Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realise what a burden it was.
Good Morning.
Have a LOVELY Day.
Take Care.
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You've got to doyour own growing,
no matter how tallyour grandfather was.
Good Morning.
Have a GREAT Day
.Take Care.
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We never get wat v want
We never want wat v get
We never have wat v like
We never like wat we havestill
We livestill we lovestill
We hope
THAT'S LIFE......Good Morning

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posted by shyam @ 12:12 AM 0 comments

Health SMS

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Coconut and Banana a day keeps, Cancer away.
An Apple a day keepsthe Doctor away.Lemon a day keeps,
Fat away.Cup of Milk a day keeps,Bone problems away.
3 Litres of Water a day keeps, Diseases away.
My Messages Every daykeeps Your Worries Away.

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Do not talk More than18 Mins. over Telephoneand
12 Mins over Mobile.It's very harmful forour Ears.
The tender part mayeasily get damaged.
If you want to continue more than that timetake
a pause or breakfor atleast 3 Minutes.Advice by
Dr. Ravindran,ENT Specialist, Apollo, Chennai.

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HEALTH :An adult loses about2 quarts of
water daily through perspiration, urination,
bowelmovements and breathing.
This water needs tobe replaced becausebody
doesn't storeextra supply.To keep our body well hydrated,
drink 8 to 12 cups throughout the day.

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HEALTH :CHERRY isLow in saturated fat,
cholesterol and sodium;High in dietary fibreand vitamin C.
The nutritional valueof cherries make themideal for
weight lossand maintaininggood health.

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HEALTH :Eat Banana at nightto get relief
from constipation.Mash one ripe bananain
a cup of milk and drinkit atleast 2-3 times
a dayto treat skin allergies

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HEALTH :Fibre of GREEN PEASaids intestinal
motilityand may help lower cholestrol.
Snow peas are richin iron and vitamin C,
which help maintainthe immune system.
They also have lutein,the carotenoid with aproven
record ofhelping to reduce therisk of
age-relatedmacular degenerationand cataracts.

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HEALTH :GARLIC lowersBlood Pressure andLDL
Cholesterol.It also reduces atherosclerotic
buildup (plaque) within thearterial system.
Garlic also helps in preventing blood clotsfrom forming,
thus reducing the possibilityof strokes andthromboses.
It may not be goodfor hemophiliacs).

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HEALTH :Ginger is known to havethe ability to
calm anupset stomach and to promote the flow of bile.
It also supports ahealthy cardiovascular
system by makingplatelets less sticky,
which in turn reduces circulatory problems.
Ginger oil used formassage can helprelieve
painful arthritisdue to its anti-inflammatory properties.

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HEALTH :Orange contains Calcium,
which is healthy for our bones and teeth.
Oranges are also rich in Folic acid,
which isessential for proper development of the brain.
Blood pressure can bekept under check with Magnesium,
which isfound in Oranges.

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HEALTH :POTATO is the mostefficient food
forenergy production.
he energy produced through potato getsstored as glycogen
inthe muscle and liverand it functions asa readily
availableenergy during prolonged, strenuous excercise.
That's why it's animportant part ofplayers's diet.

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HEALTH :The Best timefor your body to rejuvenate
is between11 pm and 2 am.If you go to bedat midnight
you aremissing somerejuvinating time.

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HEALTH :To avoid back pain,make sure to sit
upstraight and keep yourfeet raised off flooron
a foot stool,especially in frontof a computer.
Get up and walk aroundor step outside
for abreak at least everyhalf an hour.

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HEALTH :To avoid stress,express your feelingsin
a non combative wayto significant peoplein your life
.Don't wait for thepressure to build upand then
blow your top.Catch the angeror concern
before itcauses you stress

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HEALTH :TULSI acts onnervous system,providing
it strengthand relieving stress.It works as appetiserand
promotes digestionby helping in secretionof digestive enzymes.
Tulsi juice when mixedwith Ginger juice isvery
effective inabdominal disorderin children.
It helps inpreventing flatulenceand constipated stool.

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HEALTH :WATER allows our body to effectively digest food.
Without water,our body cannot eliminate waste.It has an
enormous effecton weight loss as well, speeding
up ourmetabolism andacting as a naturalappetite suppressant

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Health Tips: >Answer the phone by left ear.
>Dont take medicine wd cold water. >
Dont have huge meals after 7 pm. >Drink more water in
the morning,less at night. >Best sleeping time is from
10 pm to 4 am >Dont lie down immediately after
taking medicine. >When battery is down to last bar
,dont answer the phone,as the radiation is 1000 times stronger
......... Forward this to people u care about.. Have long & Healthy Life

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Look to your health;and if you have it,
Praise God and value itnext to a gööd conscience;
for Health is thegreat blessing thatwe mortals are capable
of; a blessing that money cannot buy.- Izaak Walton.

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HEALTH :Tangerine, due to itshigh
phosphorous and calcium content,
benefits the development ofthe skeleton.
Since it also contains magnesium,
it tonics the articulation and flexibilityof muscles.
It also benefits the intestines and thenervous system.

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Tips for better andcute life :
# Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily.
# Sit in silence forat least 10 minutes.
# Go to bed earlier andget more sleep.!
# Spend time withpeople over the age of 70and
under the age of 6.!# Dream more whileyou are awake.!
# Try to make at least3 people smile each day.!
# Don't compare your lifewith others.!
# Forgive everyonefor everything.!
# What other people think of you is none of
your business.!

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HEALTH :A powerful phenol,Cinnamon has
beenshown to increaseglucose metabolismby
20-fold.Cinnamon should bea part of adiabetics' daily diet.

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posted by shyam @ 12:09 AM 0 comments

Good Night SMS

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,-- / ,-- ,-- --.'-. / /- /- /--'
--' '- '-- '-Well....

Good Night....

Sweet dreams....

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"SPECIAL"friend
S-supports u
P-prays 4 u
E-encourages u
C-cares 4 u
I -inspires u
A-advises u
L-loves u
Hope we remain 'Special always!"

Good 9t..

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A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh,
simple CARE make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me...
Good night sweet dreams...

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A
Last
Ball
Six...
A
Last
Ball
Wicket...
A
Last
Minute
Goal...
Can
Win
A
Game...
So,
Always
Try
Till
the LAST MOVEMENT...!

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Beautiful night
Nice breeze
Calm atmosphere
All are sleeping
But u r
Reading my sms!
Good Night…

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Beautiful pictures are devolped by negatives in a dark room..
so if u see darkness in ur life assume that
god is making a beautiful picture for u..
Gud nite

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Charlie Chaplin once said:
I Love To Walk In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying.
Don't show out your pains. It doesn't solve anything. Good night

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Dream : more
Think : high
Choose : best
Analyse : twice
Plan : perfect
Be : confident
Work : smart
Excuse : all
Then success is yours...... GOOD Night

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Dream : more
Think : high
Choose : best
Analyse : twice
Plan : perfect
Be : confident
Work : smart
Excuse : all
Then success is yours...... GOOD Night

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Every night in my dreams i SEE u...
I feel u...
I hear ur voice...
that's why i still believe

DEVILS Exist....
Good Nite ..

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Funny phrase: People say nothing is impossible,
but i do nothing everyday. GÖÖD ÑIGHT friend.....

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Golden rules :
Look ur past with satisfaction.!

Handle ur present with confidence.!

Prepare for future without fear.!....Gud night

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Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
GoodGood
Goodood
Gooood
Goood
Good
Night
Nigght
Nighght
Nightight
NightNight
Night Night
Night Night
Night Night
Sweet Dreams...
press edit and press down, and see how beatiful it is....

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Hi.
Two people were asking ur details.
I gave ur address & cell no
They will be visiting u soon.

Their names r

Mr.SLEEP
& Mr.DREAM
Pls welc them...
Good NIGHT...

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Hitler's Great Comment :
"Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World ...
If You Do .. You Are Insulting Urself''
Have a Good Night And SWEET Dreams. :-)

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posted by shyam @ 12:08 AM 0 comments

Joke SMS

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Boys go to College toDevelop their mind; but,

Girls go to College toCatch them Beforethis Happens.

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Brain Damaging Habits.!

1. No Break fast,

2. Over eating,

3. Smoking,

4. High sugar consumption,

5. Air pollution

6. Sleep deprivation,

7. Head covered while sleeping,

8. Working your brain during illness,

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts,

10. Talking to close ones Rarely. . . .

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A Man got Computer job. 1st Day he worked till Nite.

Boss happy &asked what u did Today?

man :Keyboard Alphabets are Not in order,so I rearranged

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A Man was riding a helicopter near kashmir after some

time it crashed..

When asked what happen,he replied

"It was too cold so i switched off the fan"

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A Man went to exam. Question paper in yes/no type.

and he toses coin,for head he writes yes & for tail no.

He finished exam in 10 min. A Man again tossed de coin.

Supervisor asked wat r u doing?A Man told 'm checking the ans..

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Man :G on an interview 4 the post detective.

Interviewer-"who killed Gandhi?

man : thank u sir 4 give me a job.I 'll investigat tis case now

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posted by shyam @ 12:07 AM 0 comments

Tamil Kavithaigal SMS

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(--Kaathali--)Thookkathil unnaipatrininaipaval....!
(--Amma---) Thoongaamal unnaipatrininaipaval....!
so love your mother .

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$ Nee ennai maraka ninithalum naan unnai maraka matten..
$ Nee ennai vittu poga ninithalum naan unnai vida matten..
-by university arrear paper

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"Naan Ninaikkum Boadhu Yellam Unakku 'Vikkal'
Yeduthirundhaal NeeVikkiye Seththirupaai..."..
No no. Control.
Azhakoodaadhu. .

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Nannbargall Pirivadhillai.! Pirivadharkku,
Avargall Uravugall Alla,
Unnarvugall.."

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Hi,Naan Innum Sila Naatkal Mattume Irupen.
Ennai patri kavalai Padavendam.
Ninaikavum vendam.NanIthuvarai
ThunbangalumThollaigalumKodutherunthaal Mannikavum.
Ellorum enjoy pannungal.
IppadikuAnbudan ungalai Vittu piriyum
Good bye*2009*
wishes *2010*
wish youHappy new year.

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Hikoo:- Indha ulagam Kallarai aagum varai,
indha Kallarai oru ulaga Adhisayam.. -TAJMAHAL-

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"-o-'""""'o"o"
Lorry anuppi irukkean.
SMS irundhaa nirappi anuppungaIlainaa
Tyre AdiyilUnga Mobila Vainga.
Poalaam, right. right.!

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(@~ --> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a kondu vandhu
mouth mela vachingana pesara madri therium.
Do it soon. Gud noon

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"10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.
athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu."
-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan "Vijay" ku kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,
Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya
'THALA' pullanu than solvanga..!¤!
Athuu....!¤!

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha
KANNA moodalam.
VAANDHI vandha VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,
Wife: aamam.. enna visayam...?
Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..Athan ketten...

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HUSBAND : Tea'aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu...
WIFE : Adhaanga Naayikku
Boost poattu vechirukkean....Husband : ??!!.

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Munbu enna thavam seithen..un.anbu kidaikka..
innum naan enna thavam seiya vendum..
en iruthi moochi varai un anbu nilaikka.

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GUD NITE SMS
Un anbil uranga aasai...
vidiyum varai alla...
Uyir piriyum varai...

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Suriyan hai Solla,
Santhiran bai Solla,,
Malarum Intha Iniya naal,
Inbamaanathaai Malarattum...

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Ulagil Yethanai Kadavul Irunthalum....!!!
Unnai Enaku Thantha Un "THAI"
Than Mudhal Kadavul...

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Kann ChimittaamalUnnai Paarkka Aasai Pattean....
AanaalIppoadhu Kann Chimittum
Neramaavadhu Unnai Paarkka Aasai Padugirean...

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Unnai Thaazhththi peasum boadhu Oomayaai iru.
Unnai Uyarththi peasum boadhu Sevidanaai iru.
Vaazhvil yellidhilVettri peruvaai. - Swami Vivekanadar...

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Urakkam illaamal Suththugirean..
Nee Nimmadhiyaaga Urangaveandum yendru.. ... . . .

.
..
BY "FAN"

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Uthirntha pøøkalukaaga kanneer viduvadhai vida,
alarkindra pøøkaluku thanneer vidungal... Sø,
Døn't feel før the past... Think yøur future...

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Vaazhkkai YenbadhuNaam SaagumVarai Alla..
.!MattravargallManadhil NaamVaazhum Varai dhaan..!.!

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Yen uyir poanaalunakku Azhugai varumaa,
theriyaadhu..
.Aanaal unakku azhugai vandhaaley YenUyir poayividum...

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Indha Deeba Thiru NaallilUngall
VaazhvilIrull NeengiOlli Paravattum
"KAARTHIGAI DEEBAM" Nal Vaazhthukkall ...

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Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum..
Unnakkaga mattume thudikum ore idhayam

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un idhayam matum thaan.

Iraivan YaaraiyumAvargaludayaSakthikku
mel Sodhippadhu illai..!..
Unakku VarumSoadhanai
YellamUn SakthikkuUtpattadhey..!
So Be Confident in Life..

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THANIMAI-- namakke theriyatha nammai patriya ragasiangalai,
namakku velicham potu kaatum sirantha karuvi..

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Udhirndhu vidum yendru therindhum malarai
sumakka chedi maruppadhilai...
Udhirum poovaga illaamal...
Sumakkum Chediyaaga iruppoam . . .

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Vaazhkkai YenbadhuNaam SaagumVarai Alla...!
MattravargallManadhil NaamVaazhum Varai dhaan..!.!

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Yen uyir poanaalunakku Azhugai varumaa,theriyaadhu...
Aanaal unakku azhugai vandhaaley YenUyir poayividum...

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Yennadhaan Kannagiyai yellaarum Pathinee'nu sonnaalum,
Kannagi photo'vaidownload pannum poadhu,
system sollura message,
"ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING"! That's Life :(

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"Pala mani neram pesum uthadukalai vida
Sila nimidam ninaikum
idhayatuku than paasam athikam"

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" Pookkaluku oru nal than ayul Aanal athaiyum
parithu poojai seikiran manithan-100 varuda ayul vendi"

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Ilamayil sindhum ovvoru thuli viyarvayum...
Naam mudhumayilsindhum ovvoru
thuli kannerai thudaikkum..!So...

Now switch off ur fan..!

And goodnit

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Nesippadhu ellam kidaithu vittaal,
kanneer thuligalukku madhippillai.
Kidaipathai ellam nesithu vittal kanneeruku vilai illai.......

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Thottu Rasikkum IMAIGALAI,
Katti Anaikka Anumadhippom.!
Puriyalaya?

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Un Manam Nogum podhu siri.
Pirar Manam Nogum podhu sirikka vai.

- Thoongi thola nu artham.!
Good Night...........

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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.
Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.
rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala...

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Naatkkall Nammaikadandhu Sendraalum,
Ninaivugall NammaiVittu Pirindhu Selvadhuillai.!
Yendrum Ungall nattpin Ninaivugalludan. . .
Ungall Nannban . . .

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Nattppin Thathuvam.! Nilavendru sollaadhey,

Theyindhu povean.! Malarendru sollaadhey,

Uthirndhu povean.!'Nizhal' yendru soll,

Unnudaney iruppean...

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Naam Ninaippadhu Nadappadhu illai.

Nadappadhu Namakku Pidippadhum

illaiAanalum Vaazhgiroam.!Yean.?

Nammai vidaNammai Adhigam Nesipgavargalliruppadhaal.!

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Santhosam irukkum idathil vaazha ninaippadhai vida,
Nee irukkum idathil santhosathai undakku.
Un vazhkkail santhosam irukkum.

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"Kavidhai"
"Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai"
"Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai"
"Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum" Naan Vaazhum Varai..

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Azhum podu thaniyaga azhu.

Sirikum podu nanbarkalodu siri.

Koottathil azhudal nadipu enparkal.

Thaniyaga sirithal paithiyam enbarkal.

-Kannadasan.

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'Vegu Thooram Chendraalum, Vinmeen Maraivadillai,

Vizhi Moodi Irunthaalum,

Un Ninaivugal Pirivadillai'

Thats Friendship.....

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Feeling words:

Verupadhu yaraga irundalum

nesippadhu neengalaga irungal...

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"Kavidhai"
"Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai"
"Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai"
"Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum" Naan Vaazhum Varai..

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Kavalaiyai ninaithu kaneer sinthuvathai vida...

Latchiyathai ninathu ratham sinthu...

Unnal sathikka mudiyum...

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Ulagil Yethanai Kadavul

Irunthalum....!!!
Unnai Enaku Thantha Un

"THAI" Than Mudhal Kadavul...

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"Un kankalasanthu thungumintha iravu neram
Un kanavukalaiyarum kalaikamaliruka
Unakaaga
Iravu muzhuvathum naan vizhithirupenNILAVAGA!

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"Un Manam Nogum podhu siri.

Pirar Manam Nogum podhu sirikka vai.

-charly chaplin. "

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""" Nee nesipporku un ithayathil idam kodu.. .""
"" Unnai mattume ninaikum ithayathirku

un uyiraium serthu kodu.. "

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En thotathil 1000 rojakkalai valarthen athil

oneru kuda ennai mullaal kuththa villai ..!

Ean endral 1000 rojakkalum unnai polave en

meethu paasam kondathu ...!

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Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida,

Nee irukkum idaththil Sandhoshathai Undaakku.

Un Vaazhkkayil Niraivu Irukkum.

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Labels: Tamil Kavithaigal SMS

posted by shyam @ 12:05 AM 0 comments

Love SMS

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Boys lovekkum! Girls lovekkum! oru different irukku..

BOYS: Friendunu sollittu love pannuvanga..

GIRLS: Love pannittu friendunu solluvanga. ....

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Even a GraveyardLooks Beautiful whenTrue Love Sleepsin it...!

¤TAJMAHAL¤

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KADALAN : Naan Saappidum pothellam un ninaiputhan varuthu chellam.

KATHALI : Naan kai kazhuvum pothellam un ninaiputhan varuthuda.

Be carefull

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Love Yourself,Roam with your Understanding,

Romance with your Dreams, get Engaged with your Simplicity,

Marry your Genuineness, Divorce your Ego.That's life.

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Life teaches you to love & also teaches you to cry

It may be ironical but it is true tat. we can't

know the value of Love until we cry.GÖÖD ÑIGHT friend.....

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LOVE is like a rose . But many of them thiking

LOVE is a time pass. LOVE gives endingless happiness.

So experience true LOVE and enjoy your life .

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Love is not only to feel the person but also to

keep the person within our heart, even though

we are not in their heart.GÖÖD Ñight friend.....

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Lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement,

longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go,

u cant go without leaving ur footprint

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SON: dad, was yours a love marriage..?

DAD: yes, how do u know..?

SON: there's only 6 months between ur marriage

and my date of birth..!:-)...Gud morn

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Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,

butfailure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life..

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A LOVER says:"if anything happens 2 u, i will not be alive",

but A FRIEND says: "Nothing will happen 2 u till i am alive"

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Boy Writes a Love Letter with His Blood to aMedico

and says,"Do Reply to My Letter"
Girl Replies :

Blood Group: B+ve

Hb: 13

Sugar: Normal

Fees: Rs.100

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One of the best
love quote ever
said by a true
lover..''I have written
her name on my
heart because god
forgot to write her
name in my
DESTINY':-¤

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A PAINFUL STORY:
A boy luvd a girl,
he knw she also
lvng him. Yet he
feard 2tel. 1day
she com n gav a
letter n said "its
my marriag
invitation" n
returnd witout
words. He got in2
gr8 disappointment.
At last he decidd
to comit suicide.
In d midnite, he
drunk poison n cut
nervs of both
hands. Wit pain he
opend dat letr. She
wrote"I fixd my
marriage wit u. I'm
mad in luv wit u.
If i wont get u i
ll die". LOVE N PAIN HAS NO
WORDS...

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Don't be so proud
that your lover is
always sending you
cute & romantic
sms. Just Think,
who is sending all
that to your lover!

..My job is
Over..;-)

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I opened an account
for you at the Bank
of GOD's Blessings,
and deposited 365
days full ofLOVECAREJOYFAITH

Enjoy withdrawing
them everyday.

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Lov & Frndship r
walking in Village.
Love falls into a
well.Y?
BcozLov is Blind..Frnd alsojumps inside.
Y?Frndship wil do
anything 4 Love...

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People who luvs u
more gets angry Ön
u wen u move wit
others,its not tat
tey hav started 2
hate u but tey Dönt
lik u 2 share ur
luv with others

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The most beautiful
words that are
meant for two
people who are not
able to be
together;
"I never stopped
Luving you. Maybe,
I just stopped
showin it"

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The most touchin
lines written by a
man to his best
friend" Ever u miss me,
never u cry. For a
drop of tear in ur
eyes, Is a day less
in my life! ".

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True friendship has
got infinite
layers, just like
onionYou may not be able
to count itBut when you try to
cut it, u will have
tears in ur eyes.

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When I got enough
Confidence,the stage was Gone.*~*When I was sure of
Losing,I Won.*~*When I Needed
Peoplethe most,they Left me.*~*

When I learnt toDry my Tears,

I found a Shoulderto Cry on.*~*

When I mastered theskill of Hating,

somebody startedLoving me........"Thats Life"!
Awesome andvery True too.!

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Only a lovable
person can feel ur
silent pain and wil
hold ur hand til u
become strong
again..dont leave
ur lovable frnd who
feels ur pain!..

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open your door when
u r alone ..open
your heart when you
feel sad ..but dont
open your hand when
u need a friend
because i m already
holding ur hand .

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posted by shyam @ 12:03 AM 0 comments

Tamil Jokes SMS

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Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First.
Girl Closed her eyes and returned.
Boy in air OpensParachute and says
"Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai".

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2day's kodura MOKKAI.

What would you call a girl driving a car?.

Pen Drive!!!..:-)

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A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away,
butleft just One fruit.That was later termedin
Tamil as -"ELEMICHCHAM PAZHAM".

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Bike'la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama '8' poada mudiyum..
AanaaLife'la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?
- By Jatti poadum boadhu yosippoar sangam.

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Birteesh rooled avarKantry far meny ears
dhey destraid avar kalchar.
so wayt.?Let as destray dayr language lyke dis.
Farvad yit tu aal phrends.

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BEST MESSAGE EVER.What is the opposite of
"Muthusamy".
?
??
????
??????
????????
?????????
??????????

Muthu didn't see me'..:)

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Joke : Who first thought of the
'One Day Internationals'(ODI).?

?

Guess.!

The greatPoet
He only Sang' ODI Villaayaadu Paappaa':)

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Idhu oru chemistry question so Don't read it

Sonna keallunga

Sari padinga.! Complete the equation Ba+2Na-->

Theriyalaiyaa.?

'Banana'!

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"-o-'""""'o"o"Lorry anuppi irukkean.

SMS irundhaa nirappi anuppungaIlainaa

Tyre AdiyilUnga Mobila Vainga.Poalaam, right. right.!

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(@~ --> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a

kondu vandhu mouth mela

vachingana pesara madri therium.

Do it soon. Gud noon

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"10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.

athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu."

-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan "Vijay" ku

kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,

Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya

'THALA' pullanu than solvanga..!¤!

Athuu....!¤! Ipadiku tha

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha

KANNA moodalam.VAANDHI vandha

VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,

Wife: aamam.. enna visayam...?

Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..

Athan ketten...

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HUSBAND : Tea'aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu...

WIFE : Adhaanga NaayikkuBoost poattu vechirukkean....

Husband : ??!!.

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Kalyaana veedu :Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,

Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,

Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?

Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada

Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.

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Kannukkull
Nee
Iruppadhaal
Azhuvadharkku
kooda
Manamilai,
Yean
theriyumaa.?
Nee
Kullippadharkku
Bayappaduvai
yendru dhaan..

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Kasu illana ethuvum vaangamudiyathu nu solranga.

Aana kasu illana kadan vaangalam.I

thu yarukum puriyala.

Itha sonna loosu nu Solranga.

Enna koduma sir ethu..

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Katta Durai'kkuTime Sari illa.!..

Namma Cellu'kkuSMS AnupuradheyAvanukku

Pozhappaa Poachu.Dai Kaipulla Edudaa Cella,

Anuppu daaGood Morning,

Good Afternoon,

Good Evening,

Good Night SMS'ai."Thala Namma KittaBalance illa Thala".

Dai Company Secret'ai Yeandaa Velliyila Solura.?

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Koduramana mokai..3 cockroachs r walkng on de road.

Suddnly 1 of tem strts singng

"munbe va ." Other 2 dies Y? bcoz it's a
"HIT" song :-)

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MAN : Naan IndhaKovil'ukku 5 Varushamaa

Vandhuttu Irukkean.

VILLAGER : Unga Veetla Irundhu Indha KovilAvvllo Dhoorama.?.

MAN 1:Naan indha kovilukku 10 varusamaa vandhuttu irukken..

MAN 2:Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?

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Maraindha Pazhamperu Iyakkunar "SRIDHAR"

Avargallin Arumaiyyaana Padaippugallil sila -

NENJIRIKKUM VARAI,

NENJAM MARAPPADHILLAIAvar Thiraivaanil

Oru VIDIVELLI,SIVANDHA MANN'iloru KODIMALAR.

AvarukkuKAADHALIKKA NEARAMILLAI.

Avar oru SUMAI THAANGI.

Avar NINAIVELLAAM NITHYA,

AVALLUKKENDRU ORU MANAM. Adhu oru KALAI KOVIL.

Avarukku kidaithdhu KALYAANA

PARISUMEENDA SORGAM.

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MASTER PLAN:UngaVeetla"ERUMBU"

ThollaiIruka,AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowderMixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,AppoAdhoda"NAAKU"

kaarathulaErium,AppoErumbu

ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!

AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la

ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.

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Mokka Muthu: Hello yaar pesuradhu?

Lady : Nan chellamma pesuraenMokka

Muthu: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesuraen?

Gd Mon

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Mokkai :Oru Arakkan

Oru ArakkiyodaKovilukku ponaanBut,

Kovil Door'a OpenPanna MudiyalaWhy.?

Arakkan Ara Key-yoda dhaane ponaan?

Muzhu Key-yoda poagala.!

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Naataama: Yendra Pasupathi.!Exam

Yezhudha M-SEAL yedhukkudaa.?

Pasupathi : Ayyaa.!Question

Paper Leak Aagudhu'nu sonnaanga,

adhaanNaataama :Singam'daa Nee.!

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Neengal sulabamaaga

English peasaveandumaa

kavalayai vidungall,Indha

vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum

"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollungaVery Good

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NeePORAMBOAKKU...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'LANDS'Purchase panna
Contact your LocalCollector's Office,

Immediately.!

Don't Miss this Oppurtunity.!

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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya

Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu"

Poonai Annaa naanyenga

Appaa AmmaakkuOrey Paiyyan.

Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please

"Adhukku andha periya

Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?

"Miaw"nnu sollichi...Vekkamaa illai.?Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.

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Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthar irundharu.

Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru...

Ellarum avaruku Gelusil syrup kuduthanga....

Innoru naal innoru ooruku ponaru....

Appo avaruku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga...
Y?Y?Y?Y?

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Katrorku sendra idamellam syrup(u).. Gud noon

Oru Super Love Story sollava?
Keela Vaanga.,

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Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha ?
Po poi "CHUTTI TV"paru. . . .good aftNi8.

Singam Sila Nearam Oaivedukkum.!

Appo Msg Kammiyaadhaan Varum.,

Adhukkaaga Singam Adangiduchunu

Nenaikka Koodaadhu.!Ok.?

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Ulagathil poi pesatha 3 per..

1. Innum pirakkadha kulandai

2. Ippo piranda kulandai

3. Ungaluku Sms anupiya intha pachcha kulandai...

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Man:yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Nan chellamapesurein

Man: Nan mattu enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?

Lady: ?¿....

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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.

Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.

rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala...

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Patient : Nurse.Nee yen Idhayaththai Thiridivittaai.

Nurse : Poadaa Loose'u Doctor Un Kidney'ai Thiridivittaar...
man1 : Naan Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.

Frnd: Eppadi?man2 : Ticket Vangittu Bus'la Poitten

Naan Varuvennu Ethirpartthu Yemanthu Poiruppanga.

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A Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesurein?

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A Man was travelling in a bus.Suddenly driver

put break A Man fall on a girl.Girl : Dai enna pandre ?

A Man:Punjab Universityla final year B.E pandran:-):-):-):)

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COLLEGE GALAATA :

Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam nadathum boadhu,

yennaiketkkaama avanvelliya poraan.?

Student : Sir Avanukku Thookkathula Nadakkura Viyaadhi

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Sooran :'Un Wife'ukkumUn Ammaa'vukkum

Sandai vandhaaNee Yendha Pakkam.??.. :

Veeran : 'Vaasal Pakkam'.

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Nurse : Yean DoctorYennai Sister'nukooppida

maatteanreenga.? Doctor : Patient yellaamYennai

Machchaan'nu Kooppidaraanga adhaan.

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A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly,
Yamadharmaraj appeared & said,
"Go out & enjoy, nothing will happen 2 u for d next 10 yrs."
He did so & met with an accident & died.
In heaven he asked to yaman,
why did you tell lie to me ? "sorry"

machi month end pressure,

had to achieve target.

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Wife: Ethir veettukaran wife engeyo odi poyittaalaam....,
Husband: avan nalla manasukku

ellaame nallapadiyaka than nadakkum...

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Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,I'll Buy 50 Sarees
Husband : Makku.!
Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!

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Ennathaan STAR'skoottama GooD NighTsonnalum!

SUN single'a thaanGooD MorninGsolla varum!

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Neengall sirikkum ovvoru vinaadiyum

ungallai vittu maranam vilagi selgiradhu.

Aanaal,

Mattravargalluku maranam nerungugiradhu.

SoBrush pannittu Siringa..

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Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga'nu

Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.?

Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.!Naanum solli solliAluththu Poayittean.!.!..

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posted by shyam @ 12:01 AM 0 comments

Quote SMS

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A Great Quote :'Life is Not aboutthe people
who acttrue to your face...
It's about the peoplewho remain truebehind your back'..

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Few good Quotes :->
Deepest feelings always show itself in silence.->
There is no true love without possessiveness.->
A thing lost is valuedthe most...

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Mother Terasa :"Don't expect your
FRIEND to be a Perfect
person" But, "Help your FRIEND
to become a Perfect
person."..

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Our business isto stand stronglyfor principles,

butnever to attack persons,
about whose lives wecan know but little.-
George Arundale.

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Shakespeare said "One beautiful heart is

better than thousand beautiful faces".

So choose people having beautiful hearts rather than faces...

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SMALL BUT POWERFUL

LINES : "Follow no one but learn from Everyone"

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What we callthe beginning isoften the end.

And to make an endis to make a beginning.

The end is wherewe start from.

- T. S. Eliot.

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The secret of successin life is for a personto be ready
for his oppurtunity when it comes.- Benjamin Disraeli.

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'Then one day you find,ten years have gonebehind you.
No one told youwhen to run,
youmissed the starting gun.'- Pink Floyd.

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There is no disguise which can hide love for long
where it exists, orstimulate it whereit does not
.- Francois Rochefoucauld.

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You are the only answerto the question of your life.
You are the only key tothe lock of your future.
- Sir Albert Einstein.

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You can't do anythingabout the lengthof your life,
butyou can do somethingabout it'swidth and depth.-
Even Esar.

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posted by shyam @ 12:00 AM 0 comments

New year wish SMS

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*Noformalities........*
*No artificial wishes....*
*No decorative words...
*just from the deepest of "*my soul*" "
"*HAPPY*"
"X'MAZ"
"*& !!"
*NEW*"-"*YEAR"-"*
Ì thìñk ìäm thè -1$t pèr$óñ 2 wìì$h ýøú.!

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posted by shyam @ 12:00 AM 0 comments

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