Saturday, January 17, 2009
Interview Jokes SMS
Interviewer - What is a skeleton.?
Pappu- Skeleton isa person who started
dieting but forgot tostop it...


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Fact of life SMS

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Fact of life:-Whom u don't want today,
u will need them tomorrow& whom u reject
today they wont accept u 2moro.
Dont hate & avoid any1.Its a very short life.
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Truth of life . . ."We make them cry who care for us,
We cry for them who never care for usand
we care for them who will never cry for us...''
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6 tipsto behappyin life:
1 -never be late
2 -live simple
3 -expect little
4 -work more
5 -always smile
6 -daily think positive....
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10 Best Moments In Life:
1)Givin de 1st month salary
2 parents wit care.
2)Thinkin ur 1st love wit tears.
3)Lookin old photos &smilin.
4)Thinkin ur past school & college days
.5)A sweet & emotional chat wit frnds.
6)Findin money in old dress jus wen u needed.
7)Holdin hands wit ur loved ones 4 a walk.

Always make ur absence felt in such a way tat somebody misses u,

but don make d absence too long tat somebody starts

learn to live without U.

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If sum1 throws Stone on u,
U throw Luv @ thm. Bt,
if any1 throws Luv on U,
step back & think a
whil Bcz Luv hurts more than Stone!
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Tear of eyes r Valuble.....
Speech of lips r powerful.....
Heart with love is Beautiful.....
Life with a friend like "u" is more wonderful......!
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The long lasting Pain in life
Is the pain pricked by the most beloved
person by just leaving the caring heart uncared..

Don't keep more love or more possesiveness
on any1 in the world bcoz wen they leave u,
that space in ur heart wil remain empty til death.....
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Ur Dream will not die,ur plans will not fail,
ur destiny will not be aborted.
The desire of ur heart will be granted
"only" ifU BELIEVE URSELF...

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Keep loving the person whom you like,
even If they don'trespect your feelings,
because at the end ofthe day you will
still havea satisfied feeling thatit's not your fault.

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Life ends when you stop Trusting.!
Hope ends when you stop Believing.!
Love ends when you stop Caring.!SoTrust,
Believe and Care.!Life becomes beautiful.

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Life is a magic.
The beauty of life is in the next second,
which hides thousands of secrets.
I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.

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Life is Not an i-podto Listen to Only your Favourite songs,
It is a Radio,You must Adjust yourselfto Enjoy whateverComes in it.
Life is too short, stick to these rules: laugh a lot,
love truly, forgive quickly, no regrets. no complaints,

accept and move on! just enjoy!

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Memory of a persongets beautiful in mindjust as a leaf
kept ina book for a long time.
Fear not the departureof GREEN but cherishthe arrival of GOLD.

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The truth of lifefor Women is :
The Nice Men are Ugly.
The Handsome Men areNot Nice.
The Handsome and Nice Men are
Married andThe Rest of them areNot Worth Talking to.

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THINK before You Speak
T - (Is it) TRUE.?
H - (Will it) HELP.?
I - (Is it) Inspiring.?
N - (Is it) Necessary.?
K - (Is it) KIND.?

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Today something different Lets Learn japanese !
GuysWrite ur name and see !it is fun but its real...
A-ka.
B-tu.
C-mi.
D-te.
E-ku.
F-lu.
G-ji.
H-ri.
I-ki.
J-zu.
K-me.
L-ta.
M-rin.
N-to.
O-mo.
P-no.
Q-ke.
R-shi.
S-ari.
T-chi.
U-do.
V-ru.
W-mei.
X-na.
Y-fu.
Z-zi.,
just try it..
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Life ends when you stop Trusting.!

Hope ends when you stop Believing.!

Love ends when you stop Caring.!

SoTrust,Believe and Care.!Life becomes beautiful.


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Life is Not an i-podto Listen to Only your

Favourite songs,It is a Radio,

You must Adjust yourselfto Enjoy whateverComes in it.

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Life is a magic.The beauty of life is in the next second,

which hides thousands of secrets.

I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.

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Life is too short, stick to these rules: laugh a lot,

love truly, forgive quickly,

no regrets. no complaints,

accept and move on! just
enjoy!


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Life is very short. so break ur silly ego,

forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly,

laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes u smile...


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Meaning of Status :The money we spendwhich we

Don't have,to buy the things whichwe

Don't need, toimpress people whomwe

Don't know.Strange but True..!!

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Life ends when you stop Trusting.!

Hope ends when you stop Believing.!L

ove ends when you stop Caring.!SoTrust,

Believe and Care.!Life becomes beautiful.


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Life is Not an i-podto Listen to Only your

Favourite songs,It is a Radio,

You must Adjust yourselfto Enjoy whateverComes in it.


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Life is a magic.The beauty of life is in the next second,

which hides thousands of secrets. I
wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.

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Life is too short, stick to these rules: laugh a lot,

love truly, forgive quickly,

no regrets. no complaints, accept and move on! just
enjoy!


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Life is very short. so break ur silly ego,

forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly,

laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes u smile...


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Meaning of Status :The money we spendwhich

we Don't have,to buy the things whichwe Don't need,

toimpress people whomwe Don't know.Strange but True..!!

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Tamil Kadi Jokes
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Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First.

Girl Closed her eyes and returned. Boy in air
OpensParachute and says
"Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai".
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2day's kodura MOKKAI.

What would you call a girl driving a car?.
Pen Drive!!!..:-)
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A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away,
butleft just One fruit.That was later termedin
Tamil as -"ELEMICHCHAM PAZHAM".
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Bike'la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama '8' poada mudiyum..
AanaaLife'la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?
- By Jatti poadum boadhu yosippoar sangam.
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Birteesh rooled avarKantry far meny ears dhey

destraid avar kalchar. so wayt.?
Let as destray dayr language lyke dis.
Farvad yit tu aal phrends.

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BEST MESSAGE EVER.What is the opposite of "Muthusamy".

?
??
????
??????
????????
?????????
??????????
Muthu didn't see me'..:)

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Joke : Who first thought of the
'One Day Internationals'(ODI).? ? Guess.!
The greatPoet He only Sang' ODI Villaayaadu Paappaa':)

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Idhu oru chemistry question so
Don't read it Sonna keallunga Sari padinga.!
Complete the equation Ba+2Na-->
Theriyalaiyaa.? 'Banana'!

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"-o-'""""'o"o"Lorry anuppi irukkean.

SMS irundhaa nirappi anuppungaIlainaa Tyre
AdiyilUnga Mobila Vainga.Poalaam,
right. right.!

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(@~ --> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a

kondu vandhu mouth mela vachingana pesara madri therium.
Do it soon.

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"10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.

athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu."
-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan "Vijay" ku kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,
Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya
'THALA' pullanu than solvanga..!¤! Athuu....!¤!
Ipadiku tha

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha KANNA moodalam.

VAANDHI vandha VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,

Wife: aamam.. enna visayam...?
Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..
Athan ketten...

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HUSBAND : Tea'aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu...

WIFE : Adhaanga NaayikkuBoost poattu vechirukkean....
Husband : ??!!.

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Kalyaana veedu :Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,

Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,
Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?
Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.
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Kannukkull Nee Iruppadhaal Azhuvadharkku kooda
Manamilai, Yean theriyumaa.? Nee Kullippadharkku
Bayappaduvai yendru dhaan..
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Kasu illana ethuvum vaangamudiyathu nu solranga.

Aana kasu illana kadan vaangalam.I thu yarukum puriyala.
Itha sonna loosu nu Solranga. Enna koduma sir ethu..
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Katta Durai'kkuTime Sari illa.!..

Namma Cellu'kkuSMS AnupuradheyAvanukku Pozhappaa Poachu.
Dai Kaipulla Edudaa Cella, Anuppu daa
Good Morning,
Good Afternoon,
Good Evening,
Good Night SMS'ai."Thala Namma KittaBalance illa Thala".
Dai Company Secret'ai Yeandaa Velliyila Solura.?
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Koduramana mokai..3 cockroachs r walkng on de road.

Suddnly 1 of tem strts singng "munbe va ."
Other 2 dies Y? bcoz it's a "HIT" song :-)
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MAN : Naan IndhaKovil'ukku

5 Varushamaa Vandhuttu Irukkean.
VILLAGER : Unga Veetla Irundhu Indha KovilAvvllo Dhoorama.?.
MAN 1:Naan indha kovilukku 10 varusamaa vandhuttu irukken..
MAN 2:Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?
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Maraindha Pazhamperu Iyakkunar "SRIDHAR"

Avargallin Arumaiyyaana
Padaippugallil sila - NENJIRIKKUM VARAI,
NENJAM MARAPPADHILLAIAvar
Thiraivaanil Oru VIDIVELLI,SIVANDHA MANN'il
oru KODIMALAR.
AvarukkuKAADHALIKKA NEARAMILLAI.
Avar oru SUMAI THAANGI.
Avar NINAIVELLAAM NITHYA,
AVALLUKKENDRU ORU MANAM.
Adhu oru KALAI KOVIL.
Avarukku kidaithdhu KALYAANA PARISUMEENDA SORGAM.
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MASTER PLAN:UngaVeetla"ERUMBU" ThollaiIruka,

AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowder
MixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,
AppoAdhoda"NAAKU" kaarathulaErium,
AppoErumbu ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!
AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la
ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.
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Mokka Muthu: Hello yaar pesuradhu?

Lady : Nan chellamma pesuraen
Mokka Muthu: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesuraen? ********************************************
Mokkai :Oru Arakkan Oru ArakkiyodaKovilukku ponaan

But, Kovil Door'a OpenPanna MudiyalaWhy.?
Arakkan Ara Key-yoda dhaane ponaan? Muzhu Key-yoda poagala.!
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Naataama: Yendra Pasupathi.!Exam Yezhudha

M-SEAL yedhukkudaa.?
Pasupathi : Ayyaa.!Question Paper Leak Aagudhu'nu sonnaanga,
adhaanNaataama :Singam'daa Nee.!
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Neengal sulabamaaga English

peasaveandumaa kavalayai vidungall,
Indha vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum
"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollunga

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NeePORAMBOAKKU... . . . . . . . . . . '
LANDS'Purchase panna Contact your

LocalCollector's Office, Immediately.!
Don't Miss this Oppurtunity.!
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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naanyenga
Appaa AmmaakkuOrey Paiyyan.
Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please
"Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?
"Miaw"nnu sollichi...
Vekkamaa illai.?
Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.
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Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthar irundharu.

Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru...
Ellarum avaruku Gelusil syrup kuduthanga....
Innoru naal innoru ooruku ponaru....
Appo avaruku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga... Y?Y?Y?Y?
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Katrorku sendra idamellam syrup(u).. Gud noon
Oru Super Love Story sollava? Keela Vaanga.,
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Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha ? Po poi
"CHUTTI TV"paru. . . .good aftNi8.

Singam Sila Nearam Oaivedukkum.!
Appo Msg Kammiyaadhaan Varum.,
Adhukkaaga Singam Adangiduchunu
Nenaikka Koodaadhu.!
Ok.?
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Ulagathil poi pesatha 3 per..

1. Innum pirakkadha kulandai
2. Ippo piranda kulandai
3. Ungaluku Sms anupiya intha pachcha kulandai...
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Man:yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Nan chellamapesurein

Man: Nan mattu enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?
Lady: ?¿....
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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.

Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.
rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala...
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Patient : Nurse.Nee yen Idhayaththai

Thiridivittaai. Nurse : Poadaa Loose'u Doctor
Un Kidney'ai Thiridivittaar...
man1 : Naan Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.

Frnd: Eppadi?man2 : Ticket Vangittu Bus'la Poitten
Naan Varuvennu Ethirpartthu Yemanthu Poiruppanga.
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A Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesurein?
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A Man was travelling in a bus.Suddenly driver put break

A Man fall on a girl.Girl : Dai enna pandre ?
A Man:Punjab Universityla final year B.E pandran:-):-):-):)
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COLLEGE GALAATA :

Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam nadathum boadhu,
yennaiketkkaama avanvelliya poraan.?
Student : Sir Avanukku Thookkathula Nadakkura Viyaadhi
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Sooran :'Un Wife'ukkumUn Ammaa'vukkum

Sandai vandhaaNee Yendha Pakkam.??.. :
Veeran : 'Vaasal Pakkam'.
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Nurse : Yean DoctorYennai Sister'nukooppida

maatteanreenga.?
Doctor : Patient yellaamYennai Machchaan'nu
Kooppidaraanga adhaan.
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A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly,
Yamadharmaraj appeared & said,
"Go out & enjoy, nothing will happen 2 u for d next 10 yrs.
" He did so & met with an accident & died.
In heaven he asked to yaman,
why did you tell lie to me ? "sorry" machi

month end pressure, had to achieve target.
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Wife: Ethir veettukaran wife engeyo odi poyittaalaam....,
Husband: avan nalla manasukku ellaame

nallapadiyaka than nadakkum...

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Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I'll Buy 50 Sarees

Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!

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Courtla chennai tamil use panna epadi irukum
for EXAMPLE:
1.Yes my lord -Inna naina
2. Object my lord- Amiki vasi annathe.
3.Court adjurned-Onnoru dhaba parkalam.

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Lifela vetrina enna nu theriyuma?
Mazhai peyum pothu un veetu maram eeramaga irukume,
adhu thaan WET TREE!!!

Don't cry,

Ippdithan verithanama yosipom.


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Exam Jokes SMS

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Luv v/s Exam...
Luv: 1 Of d hardest thngs coz u hv thoughts dat u cn't xpress..:-)
Exam: Still Harder coz u dn't hv any thought, still u hv 2 xpress....

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Six things boys do in exam hall :

1.Counting No of Girls.

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.

5.feelings for wasting yesterday's night.

6. Feeling to study well for next exam...

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Dedicated to ourAccounts exam ;)

;o)~ Our Birth Is Our Opening Balance
Our Death Is Our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views Are Our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas AreOur Assets
Heart Is Our Current Asset
Soul Is Our Fixed Asset
Brain Is Our Fixed Deposit
Thinking Is OurCurrent Account
Achievements Are Our Capital
Character and Morals are Our Stock In Trade
Friends Are OurGeneral Reserve
Values and Behaviour Are Our Goodwill
Patience Is OurInterest Earned
Love Is Our Dividend
Children Are OurBonus Issues
Education Is Brands/Patents
Knowledge Is OurInvestment
Experience Is OurPremium Account
The Aim Is To TallyThe Balance Sheet Accurately.

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Famous Quotations SMS
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Life is what happens when you plan to do other things
– John Lennon

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Learn from the mistakes of others ...
you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves !!

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A person should not be too honest. “
Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.”
- Chanakya

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“ Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
- Chanakya

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“ The biggest guru-mantra is :
Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
- Chanakya

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“ There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no friendship without self – interests.
This is a bitter truth.”
- Chanakya

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“ Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions –
“ Why am I doing it, what are the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to
these questions, go ahead.”
- Chanakya

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”
- Chanakya

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“ The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a women.”
- Chanakya

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“ Once you start a working on something,
don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest.”
- Chanakya

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“ The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”
- Chanakya

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“ God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god.
The soul is your temple.”
- Chanakya

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“ A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”
- Chanakya

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“ Never make friends with people
who are above or below you in status.
Such friendships will never give you any happiness.”
- Chanakya

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“ Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen,
treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends.”
- Chanakya

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“ Books are as useful to a stupid person as
a mirror is useful to a blind person.”
- Chanakya

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“ Education is the best friend. An educated person
is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
- Chanakya

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Nothing is “ Impossible” in this world,
As the word impossible itself means “ I M POSSIBLE ”.

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“ Your purpose in life isn’t something you did in the
past or and event in the future; it’s what you are doing right now.”

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It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.

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Character building begins in our infancy and continues until death.

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Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to
be worshipped
– Calvin Coolidge

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Happiness eludes us if we run after it
– Mahatma Gandhi

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Correction does much, but encouragement does more
- Goethe

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Many of life is failure are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up
– Thomas Edison

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The happiest moments we ever know are when
we entirely forget ourselves.- Swami Vivekananda

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Success is only a matter of opinion.
Failure is a cold hard fact.
– Peter Gent

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You neither pluck roses without fear of thorns,
nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
– Benjamin Franklin

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Those who live for others really
live and those who live only for
themselves are more dead than alive.
– Swami Vivekananda

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To be content with little is difficult;
to be content with much,
impossible.

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Deeds and seeds, take their own time to fructify.
– Mahatma Gandhi

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Learning is not attainedby chance,
it must be sought for with ardourand
attended to with diligence.
- Abigail Adams.

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Let us enjoythe divinely ordainedterm of our
lifeWith firm limbs,healthy body andfull of
satisfactionof mindIn the service ofthe Supreme Lord
- Rig Veda

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Look at everythingas though you wereseeing
it either forthe first or last time.
Then your time on earthwill be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith.

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What we callthe beginning isoften the end.
And to make an endis to make a beginning.
The end is wherewe start from.
- T. S. Eliot.

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If u want to get good marks ask first bench
If u want to succeed in life ask last bench
-Bill gates

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